Step off, Gawain.

Gawain, you need to know that the grail is "my precious" - not yours. I've heard tell of a cute little story called the Perlesvaus, in which you are depicted as the grail hero - not me! Please know that if you plan to achieve the grail before me, I will track you down, all the way to Mordor. Oops. I mean Avalon. What do the rest of you think of Gawain's grail quest? And what about that funky grail procession he witnesses?